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Happy Holidays from ! Once upon a time, long ago (maybe last Tuesday), in a far off land (possibly Wheat Ridge), The King sat musing on the Royal Porch about what he could get The Queen for Christmas. “She really digs the usual stuff I get her,” The King mentioned to The Knave, who...

What if I told you there was an investment you could make in your home which would increase its value by hundreds of thousands of dollars? Maybe a million? If you’re wondering whether the professional installation of a beautiful new retractable awning could increase your home’s value by a million dollars, I’m here to tell...

… Win Or Lose, Your New Awning Will Bring You Party VICTORY If you’re a fan of our local “professional” and college football teams, well, you have our deepest sympathies this year. Things aren’t going all that well for the Broncos, the Buffs, or the Rams. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be having raucous...

… No. But The Best Ones Can Avoid It They say there’s no such thing as a dumb question, but I find that people ask dumb questions all the time. Questions like “Do these pants make me look fat?” (Answer: “No, it’s probably your fat that makes you look fat.” And obviously, this answer can...

… Recent Research Indicates It Would Suggest A New Awning Your investment in a beautiful new retractable awning is so smart, it may make your other investments look like idiots. Not only will you enjoy your outdoor living space so much more… not only will your property increase in value overnight (this happens around 2:37...

… “Cheaping Out” On Awning Installation Can Cost You Big Money You know that horrible, disastrous home “improvement” project that you saw being cleaned up at your neighbor’s place the other day?  Not to “spill the beans (see below),” but here’s what happened: Your neighbor – I’ll call him “Ted” to protect his real name,...