Party On, Football Fans!

If you’re a fan of our local “professional” and college football teams, well, you have our deepest sympathies this year.

Things aren’t going all that well for the Broncos, the Buffs, or the Rams.

But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be having raucous and unforgettable indoor/outdoor fall football parties!

And here’s a partial list of the 42 reasons why:

1. Parties can dull the deep pain of a blow-out loss, and can also provide some emotional relief from that fourth-quarter come-from-ahead disaster.
2. Air Force isn’t doing too badly. They’re already “bowl eligible.”
3. Speaking of bowls, there’s almost nothing a large bowl of guacamole and/or salsa, served out on the back deck with a giant bag of chips, won’t fix.
4. Okay, nothing can fix certain ridiculously-dumb coaching mistakes. But guacamole and chips are still always good ideas.
5. So is beer, taken in moderation.
6. “Moderation” varies by age, weight, and final score.
7. There are other good autumn-related reasons to have a party, such as Halloween, Thanksgiving, all the December holidays, and (of course) National Life Insurance Awareness Month.
8. There’s always a chance your least-favorite coach is just about to be fired. That might put you in a party mood!
9. Just as a blind squirrel could still find an acorn, your team could still eek out the occasional win.
10. It’s a party. Nobody needs 42 reasons to have one.

Yes, there’s nothing like a party on the back patio or deck to make fall even more enjoyable here along the beautiful Colorado Front Range.

And there’s nothing like a state-of-the-art retractable awning from Best Awning Company to make your fall party the hit of the season!

Just as there are at least 42 reasons to have a fall party, despite what your team’s won-loss record says, there are several reasons to get a fantastic new awning for your outdoor living space.

Your awning will keep your deck or patio about 20 degrees cooler in the summer, and about 20 degrees warmer in the winter, thanks to the protection it provides from the worst of Mother Nature’s harshest elements.

Not only does this make things more comfy out there, it also saves you real money! When the weather isn’t bombarding your wall, windows, or sliding glass doors, your air conditioner or furnace doesn’t have to work as hard… and that means your utility bills will be noticeably lower.

Also, aside from making your neighbors green with envy, your new retractable awning will add value to your property, whether you’re thinking of selling your home or just planning to get more enjoyment from your outdoor living space.

And you can get some cool features included with your installation that will really be the life of the party! Weather-sensing equipment can help the awning protect itself from high winds, since it enables the awning to close itself when the breeze kicks up. And embedded lighting can give you the chance to stretch the party into the evening.

So you can get a Sunsetter, to “set the sun” on your patio and shade your party from the harsh sun… or your lighted awning can mean that the sun never sets on your party!

(Note: We are not responsible for sleeping neighbors discovered on the deck the next morning.)

Call today, and there’s a good chance we can have your new awning installed before the playoffs.  (Heh heh, playoffs, it’s almost like a joke these days… but you never know, right?) And when you call Best Awning Company, you know you’ll get the best selection of the top awning products, together with the sturdiest professional installation available anywhere.  Touchdown!